Good Fortune (?)

A week or so ago, the Ham-Will cafeteria set out a big basket of fortune cookies during dinner. I'm one of the few people I know who actually enjoys eating the cookie more than reading the fortunes, so I grabbed a couple.

Text: TeamOWU donors allow our athletes to compete at the national level.

Heyyy, customized fortune cookies. Very sneaky, OWU. But wait -- that's not a fortune. It's a great piece of information, but what about what the future holds for me?!

 Text: Last year, $42M was awarded in financial aid and scholarships.

You can't even end those with "in bed."

Sorry for the grease on that second fortune. I'd decided to risk my arteries that night and have dinner from the Station of Death (aka grilled cheese sandwich, fries, and a few chicken strips). Oh but it was good. And so were the cookies.

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